I have been thinking that in ordering a wrap sandwich, there ought to be a rap. Here it is at long last:
" I am not a Shitte, not an Uyghur,
Gimme a sandwich, but not a burger.
Gimme a sandwich, but I don't wanna get fat,
Gimme some bread, but make it flat.
Gimme a sandwich, and don't be slow,
Make it like a bur-ri-to.
Gimme a sandwich, or gimme a slap,
Either way I'll end this rap.
And, here's the Chick-Fil-A addition:
Gimme a wrap and even mo,
Not just a sandwich but a full combo.
Here's ten bucks, and I need change,
About two bucks--in that range.
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